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ایک پٹھان Zong 4G کے دفتر گیا اور لڑکی سے بولا
              "I Love you"
لڑکی بولی بغیرت انسان آپ کو شرم نہیں آتی
پٹھان بولا, hello
 دفتر کے باہر لکھا ہوا تھا
    "سب کہھ دو"
Joke he he he

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